Dairy Queen For Lunch? Seriously?

I’m feeling mean today so I’m gonna pick on people who would go to Dairy Queen for lunch.

How can you take a full grown man seriously when he tells you he had fried chicken strips,French fries, a soda and a sundae for lunch from Dairy Queen?

This is not what a man eats. It’s what a child eats. A mature individual man would  recognize that ice cream is kiddie crap. A man should only eat it with his girlfriend/wife when he takes her on a date or with his kids. Also if your single you best never be seen eating an ice cream cone or the ladies will shun you like a man with the plague. Also if they had even a tiny bit of maturity they would also recognize  that the fries and the chicken and the soda are also complete garbage and then go to a real restaurant and eat a steak  and wash it down with unsweetened ice tea,water or seltzer cause soda is more kid shit….. and if its Friday maybe a nice pint beer!

Grow up America……grow up.

Vintage neon Dairy Queen sign, Ottawa, Canada.

Vintage neon Dairy Queen sign, Ottawa, Canada. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

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